It’s time to take your medicine Amy
jackson kills everyone in the police station
jackson is so tired he falls asleep
jackson turns to a life of prostitution
jackson plays lacrosse
jackson becomes a wizard
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
“Family is all we’ve got in the end.”
We’re here for you, Whovians <3
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW
“are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school
no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by I literally am the wors
If you ever feel lazy just remember that you were the fastest sperm and there’s like a million other versions of you that are even lazier.
Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.
“Wait a minute kid, how old are you?
“Oh, oh good, he’s seventeen.”
the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes
there is so much hate in my heart ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
“who could scroll past this”
i do this cute thing where i zone out when you’re talking and then say ‘huh’ after 15 seconds