invinciblenotaloony:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

halesparkles:

zainclaw:

alphavenger:

lonewolfed:

vernonboyd:

jackson kills everyone in the police station

jackson whittegore 

jackson is so tired he falls asleep

jackson whittesnore

jackson turns to a life of prostitution

jackson whittewhore

jackson plays lacrosse

jackson whittescore

jackson becomes a wizard

jackson whittedore

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes)

lokis-army-at-221b:

eddeha:

johnnybooboo:

“Family is all we’ve got in the end.”

We’re here for you, Whovians <3

THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW

THIS POST

BLESS IT

Friends forever!

madturbating:

“are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school

sealcat:

no literally never go out in public with me I will say “dog” every time I see a dog and I will say “hello” to every dog that I meet and if we’re having a conversation I will stop and point when a dog goes by I literally am the wors

burritoxjesus:

If you ever feel lazy just remember that you were the fastest sperm and there’s like a million other versions of you that are even lazier.

one-thing-i-cant-live-without:

Guys, JARVIS had his own stocking in Iron Man 3.

“Wait a minute kid, how old are you?
“Seventeen, sir!”
“Oh, oh good, he’s seventeen.” 

(Source: numbtongue)

zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

daisyfuck:

there is so much hate in my heart ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this”

me

saltgunned:

casually reading gay porn in public places~

(Source: cuddleslutdean)

krvsty:

i do this cute thing where i zone out when you’re talking and then say ‘huh’ after 15 seconds